Joke

Very stupid joke, because I can't find something really funny! :D

-Oh! You're all in blood. Have you killed someone?
-No, I've been deflorating all night.

Obama views New Orleans recovery

US President Barack Obama will travel to New Orleans on Thursday for a close-up look at the city's recovery since Hurricane Katrina.
In his first visit since taking office, he will tour a school in an area devastated by the storm's aftermath four years ago and meet residents.
Mr Obama made the city's rebuilding one of his campaign pledges.
Opposition politicians have criticised the brevity of the visit, which is scheduled to last less than four hours.

Slow recovery

Mr Obama's first stop will be at the school in the Lower Ninth ward.
This mainly poor area of New Orleans was particularly hard hit by flooding in the wake of the hurricane, which left up to 80% of the city submerged.
The school is the only one out of six to have reopened in the neighbourhood.
According to some estimates, less than a quarter of the residents of the Lower Ninth ward have returned, compared to 75% for the rest of the city.
President of the local neighbourhood council Vera McFadden told the BBC she felt poor areas of the city had been neglected by Washington.
"I really wish he could just ride through the neighbourhood to see what's going on.
"We have children and they deserve a state-of-the-art school. The community is trying to raise money, but we're just forgotten down here."

Homework 8/10

A story.
It was a beautiful spring day. I've just woke up and saw my friend standing in front of me. It was Oleg. He sayed that he's going to have a rest and go to the forest with friends. I wanted to go there too. I ate some toasts, we took some with us and went to meet place. There were many people. We went to a bus and started our trip. When we get to forest we've heard a strange noise. It was like monkey screaming. But we were in Estonia, where is no monkeys. Suddenly, something took Oleg's cap and ran out. Strange, very strange. But then we saw a small funny monkey. We cought her and went to a zoo. There we gave monkey to a zoo director. He was very happy and gave us free tickets to a zoo. We walked all day and felt very tired and happy. In the evening we all felt very happy to be back home.

Homework 01/10

What film have you seen recently? I've recently seen film "Carribean crysis" (a comedy).
What was it about? It was about a russian spy Evgeny Vorobjev.
Who was in it? Johny Depp was brilliant, Orlando Blum - not very good.
What do you think about it? I think it's dialogues are exellent, music is funny.
What wasn't so good? In my opinion the translation of Elizabeth was bad.
What was the best scene? There isn't best scene. All film is exellent.